‘Light tomorrow with today.’
~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Hope all of you have a wonderful Memorial Day by enjoying the freedom that so many died that we may be free!

Happy Birthday, Mik! :party:

A little joke here to start the weekend because laughter is good for the soul.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, “I make $300 a week. Why?”

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”

From across the room came a voice, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

~Sandy

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16 Responses to “happy memorial day…”

Daisy Dexter Dobbs Says:

DOH!!! Like a big dope I just posted this comment under your last post by mistake, Sandy. It was SUPPOSED to be here. My only excuse is that it’s just after 7 a.m. and I haven’t had my first cup of coffee yet. LOL Just delete my other comment. Anyway, here it is again:
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LOL! That’s too FUNNY!

And about your reply to my last comment–Seinfeld was the only one of the shows you mentioned that I watched (loved it!). Never saw any of the others (which means I’m Sexless in the City I guess), so you’re not alone. ;-)

Hope you have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, too, Sandy!

Tori Lennox Says:

LOL! Definitely the pizza guy’s lucky day. :rotfl:

Eve Says:

And who says that delivering pizza can’t make you any money?:thumbsup:

Sandy Says:

Daisy: LOL! I deleted it on the other post like you asked. ‘Sexless in the city!’ Love that! It was forever before I even saw my first episode of ‘Friends’ and that was only because my son wanted a the first season on DVD for Christmas.

Tori and Eve: I can hear the pizza guy now: “There’s a nut case working at the joint down the street, but he tips big!”

raine Says:

Why doesn’t that ever happen to me when I goof off at work??! :razz:

Have a great holiday!

Cece Says:

Daisy I’ve never watched SITC either……

Lazy Daisy Says:

Michele sent me today. Loved the joke. Thanks for the laugh.

Dennie Says:

there was a show called Sex in the City?!?!? – never watched it either… tho I will say we just got HBO – when the Soporanos came back on – men! Sheesh!

ruby55 Says:

Very cute. Another day that needed a good laugh. I’ve got a bad headache.

At least now I have the head with a big smile.:lol:

Eve Says:

I’ll confess – I’ve never seen SITC either – not even the reruns.

I feel better now …

Happy Memorial Day.

Eve Says:

You’ll love my avatar today – wishful thinking …

Mik Says:

LOL!

Okay I’m totally lame and never visit blogs anymore but THANKS for the birthday wish. :thumbsup:

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