‘Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.’

…okay, so I am cheating and just telling jokes instead of blogging.

Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I’ll mail you a check.”

“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!”


When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

See– Men just don’t listen!

Note from Sandy:
Present company excluded for all those men out there that just might read this blog.


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4 Responses to “do not talk to my parrot…”

Caroline Says:

You’re up early today :typing: working away. I hope your new job is going well. Funny joke, by the way. I wonder if Jeanmarie’s cockatiel can call her dog? :lol:

Sarcasmom Says:

:They really don’t. Cute joke.

Bailey Stewart Says:

I’m with Dennie – :rotfl::rotfl:

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